Absolutely disgusting place, I ordered a cheese burger and a curry cheese chip. The burger was like a hockey puck with ketchup made of water. The curry cheese chip has literal insects in it🤮
Steer clear of the place for your own good
Pizza and Chicken · Kilkenny City Centre, Co. Kilkenny
Joe's Takeaway Kilkenny City Centre
Open now Closes at 23:00 4.3 on Google · 283 reviews
Opening hours
--:-- Irish time ·
| Monday | 17:00 – 23:00 |
|---|---|
| Tuesday | 17:00 – 23:00 |
| Wednesday | 17:00 – 23:00 |
| Thursday today | 17:00 – 23:00 |
| Friday | 17:00 – 02:00 |
| Saturday | 17:00 – 03:00 |
| Sunday | 17:00 – 23:00 |
Hours from the venue's published listing, checked October 2026. Holiday hours may differ.
Full hours & directionsDean Street, Kilkenny City Centre, Co. Kilkenny
- CuisinePizza and Chicken
- Price€€
- Phone+353 85 789 5668
- Nearest stationKilkenny MacDonagh Station · 890 m
- ServiceTakeaway
About Joe's Takeaway
Joe's Takeaway brings a pizza takeaway experience to Dean Street, Kilkenny City Centre. It is a go-to for pizza, whether you eat in or take it home.
Saint Canice's Cathedral is around 100 m away, so it pairs well with a visit there. Arriving by train? Kilkenny MacDonagh Station is 890 m away, about 11 minutes on foot. Kilkenny City Centre has 182 restaurants, cafés and takeaways in our guide, and this is one of them. It shares the spot with Coffee Date, which is just next door.
Facilities recorded for this venue include takeaway and delivery. There are vegetarian choices, which is useful for mixed groups. You can eat here any day of the week. The earliest start is 5pm on Monday, and the latest close is 3am on Saturday. Diners rate it 4.3/5 on Google across 283 reviews. Budget about €10–20 per person.
Key facts
| Cuisine | Pizza and Chicken |
|---|---|
| Type | Takeaway |
| Price guide | €€ (mid-range) |
| Typical spend | €10–20 per person |
| Google rating | 4.3 / 5 from 283 reviews |
| Parking | Yes |
| Address | Dean Street, Kilkenny City Centre, Co. Kilkenny |
| Eircode | R95 E868 |
| Phone | +353 85 789 5668 |
| Takeaway | Yes |
| Delivery | Yes |
| Vegetarian options | Yes |
| Open | 7 days a week · 49 hours in total |
| Nearest station | Kilkenny MacDonagh Station (890 m) |
| Nearby landmark | Saint Canice's Cathedral (100 m) |
| From Dublin city centre | 102 km |
| Coordinates | 52.65594, -7.25652 |
At a glance
Services & amenities at Joe's Takeaway
Service
- Delivery
- On-site services
- Takeaway
- Dine-in
Payments
- Credit cards
- Debit cards
- NFC mobile payments
Parking
- Free of charge street parking
Details as published on the venue's public business listing; they can change, so confirm anything essential with the restaurant.
Menu highlights
What to order at Joe's Takeaway
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€6
Dough Balls
Garlic butter dip
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€13.50
Four Cheese
Mozzarella, cheddar, blue cheese, parmesan
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€14.50
Vegetarian Supreme
Peppers, onion, mushroom, olives, sweetcorn
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€8
Loaded Wedges
Cheese, bacon, sour cream
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€8.50
Caesar Salad
Cos, croutons, parmesan, Caesar dressing
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€7
Cookie Dough
Baked in a skillet
Typical dishes and approximate prices for this style of takeaway. The restaurant's own menu and prices may differ.
Estimated busy times
Usually busiest around 7pm on Thursdays.
Estimate based on opening hours and typical dining patterns for pizza and chicken venues — not live data.
Good to know
- Today is — hours: 17:00 – 23:00
- Sunset in Kilkenny City Centre today: 19:06
- Best time for a quieter table: 5pm or after 9pm
- One of 182 places to eat in Kilkenny City Centre
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Reviews
My god, this place was utterly terrifying and disgusting. I was here in kilkenny stopping down after a long trip from clare. I was staying at a b&b and was craving a cheeky chipper. I seen this place while in a taxi while heading off into town. I came back to joes around 9:30 pm. First thing was that i said hello and got no but response. I asked for bag of chips and a 1/4 pounder. the staff were very moody for some reason but i couldn’t blame them cause what they were working in. the price came to around 15-20 for a medium chip and burger. Which was alright i guess. But oh my god i was waiting a solid 40 minutes for this food. After i finally got my food. Went back to the b&b and was buzzing. until i opened the chips. Every single one was burnt, Hard, or soggy and still cold. Some were okay do, but the burger. Like they didn’t even cook it. it was as bad as the smell of a badger. I didn’t eat the burger i just ate the normal chips. But i will NEVER! be going back to this place in my life if this was my last meal of my life i would say no and just kill me already. Do not come here. Unless if you live like a knacker.
Ordered onion rings and I swear to god, in the bag was 2 lumps of batter with half an onion in each. The chips were half cooked and oily beyond belief. Place was always meh but passable, but never again after the dirt I was given.
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Where is Joe's Takeaway?
Joe's Takeaway is located at Dean Street, Kilkenny City Centre, Co. Kilkenny. Use the map buttons above to open turn-by-turn directions in Google Maps, Apple Maps or Waze.
Is Joe's Takeaway open on Sunday?
Yes. On Sundays the listed hours are 17:00 – 23:00.
What time does Joe's Takeaway close tonight?
It is open right now and closes at 23:00 (Irish time).
Does Joe's Takeaway do takeaway?
Yes, takeaway is available.
What other restaurants are near Joe's Takeaway?
The closest alternatives are Coffee Date (20 m), Shimla (30 m) and Oriental Wok (50 m).
How is Joe's Takeaway rated?
Joe's Takeaway has a rating of 4.3 out of 5 on Google, based on 283 public reviews.
How much does a meal at Joe's Takeaway cost?
Most diners report spending about €10–20 per person.
What is the nearest train station?
Kilkenny MacDonagh Station is about 890 m away, roughly 11 minutes on foot.
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